• Welcome Dear Damned Ones. Hope you are well. And my most humble apologies for the delay in posting. Last Thursday was not a good day but most things are better now.

    Don’t know why, but I once more begin to ponder writing a zine. For some reason, that thought does persistently return. But at least now, I’ve decided what it should be about: Non-conformity. Being weird. That sort of thing. About not trying to fit in. I want to discombobulate people. And I live in a city where many people are easily discombobulated. Sounds like fun.

    Now, must proceed with discussing my most recent work.

    For the Dali jacket, been humming and hawing about the blue fabric around the pictures. Still only have one picture ironed on the coat, by the way. And not a morsel of slow stitching commenced.

    Tried a couple of things, but nothing is even a tiny bit inspiring. Tried the bias tape idea. Really just don’t like it. Not at all. Did take a couple of pictures to show you, but they’re terrible and I don’t like them. So you’re out of luck. Yes, I’m sure all four of you, my dear readers, are terribly disappointed. But, I promise, I will deliberate no longer. Decisions must be made. And I will have pictures as proof, dreadful or otherwise.

    The lace for the sleeves on the linen shirt is done and attached. I am most pleased. And half of the red rhinestones have been attached to the eyes. I have such a fondness for the rhinestones. They add a bit of oomph.

    Have now sewn four webs on the front of the spider coat. All on the correct side, I might add. And I’ve been thinking again about where to put the other webs. On the right sleeve near the hem. On the lapel, right side. Need a few on the back: at the waistline and the hem. Maybe two at the hem. I have eight spiders to attach and I do want to use all of them.

    And apparently my life is not difficult enough, so I ordered some very thin yarn from Maiwa. I want to crochet with it, if I can. It’s just so thin. They call the weight of it cobweb. Most appropriate. Not sure if I’ll be able to actually crochet with it, though. The hook I have for such thin thread is 0.6mm. I can hardly see that there is a hook on the end, it’s so tiny.

    Found this picture a long time ago (sorry can’t give credit) and it started me thinking about a lace jacket:

    Don’t want the see-through bits, though. Would crochet the lace and apply it to some lightweight fabric like linen. Was also wondering if I could crochet socks with this yarn.

    Lastly, learned a splendid new word: gallimaufry. It means a confused jumble or medley of things. A confused jumble. Sounds like my brain. And my apartment.

    So, thank you for the presence of your esteemed selves today. It is most appreciated. Hope to see you again in two weeks.

    2 responses to “OH, LOOK, SHE CAN’T COME UP WITH A TITLE. AGAIN. MOST ASTONISHING.”

    1. Donnalee of Laughing Dakini Tarot Avatar

      I seldom get to wordpress these days, but today I did when updating my own blog, and now you have 100% ‘like’ rate since all three of us subscribers said YES. I love your inventiveness and ambition, and will go and gawk at the other recent posts. best wishes

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      1. One of the Damned Avatar

        Good to hear from you again. And thank you.

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  • Welcome, Dear Damned Ones. Thank you for coming. I am most honoured by your presence.

    Did get a wee bit obsessive with a YouTuber I just found. It’s Book and Paper Art. Spent a little time down that rabbit hole. She has two hundred and some videos, almost three hundred, so I’ve been in danger of a very deep rabbit hole indeed. She has a wonderful technique for turning paper napkins into paper that you can use as, well, paper. By just adding a cornstarch paste to both sides of one sheet of the napkin (she separates the layers), it stiffens the napkin which makes it nice and sturdy. In another video, she shows how to stitch a little book together. I will definitely be watching more of those. She also has a website: bookandpaperarts.com which includes free stuff. There are lots of pretty pictures that have been scanned and you can just print them off. So glad I found her.

    Now, on to the work I’ve completed in the last two weeks. Almost finished the lace for the left sleeve. Couple more rows and it can be attached to the shirt. Wanted something to sparkle up the lace and found some red, just the right size, sew-in rhinestones for eyes. Didn’t buy enough, of course, so had to go back and get a couple more packages. Forgot about the skulls I want on the lace at the neckline. They need rhinestones, too. Wanted some small red beads for the crosses, but couldn’t find any I liked.  Will look online. Possibly Beadazzle.

    Here’s a couple of my usual terrible pictures of one of the skeletons:

    And:

    Started the spider webs for the spider coat. Being the clever person I am, was smart enough to check my other coats to see which side the buttonholes were and that was the side to make the spider webs. I’m a girl so buttonholes are on the right. Now, I was quite proud of myself for remembering to check this. Unfortunately, by the time I started embroidering a web, a whole three minutes later, I apparently forgot this and started stitching on the left side. Shouldn’t be surprised, should I. Short-term memory is the first to go. Okay, so had to take that stitching out. Fortunately, didn’t mess the fabric.

    Here’s another terrible picture:

    This one is particularly bad, even for me. Sorry. Don’t know why it’s so blurry.

    Now, as for the Dali jacket, well, again, sorry, have only done one little thing. I pinned one of the pictures to the jacket. Doing the actual slow stitching is next. I will have some of that done by the next post here. I promise. Really I do.

    So, thank you for coming, Dear Damned Ones. Hope the hijinks of your life are pleasing to you.

    One response to “SOME WORK DONE IN SPITE OF PAPER OBSESSIONS”

    1. Donnalee of Laughing Dakini Tarot Avatar

      Those are very clever and even look like what you are hoping they look like. Well done you. best wishes

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  • DREAMS OF CRAFTINESS

    Wish I could have accomplished more. But, onwards.

    Thank you, damned, for coming.

    Been glued to YouTube a bit too much. Love Dorothy’s Raise Hell video way too much. And to the Dorothy I know, sorry, but it’s not you. Here’s the video, if anyone is so inclined to give it a listen.

    Adore the song Savage Daughter. Here is Ekaterina Shelehova’s version. Learned most of the lyrics so far. They’re often whirling around in my head. Just gave another listen to it since I had to find the link. Need to sing heathen songs by the light of the moon (third verse). That should give me some motivation.

    And have been watching a lot of YouTube videos about slow living. Sounds like a nice way to be. Calm. Relaxed. Meltdowns kept to a minimum.

    No. Doesn’t really sound like me. My brain doesn’t want to slow down. It wants to keep thinking up stuff when it’s not repeating the words to Savage Daughter, that is. I don’t have attention, oh, look at the birdy, deficit disorder. Sorry, old joke.

    Did make great strides on the Dali jacket. Put together the body of the jacket and it fits sort of okay. Sorry, but no picture to show. Took one, but it turned out even more appallingly bad than my usual pictures. And I even ironed the jacket to make it look nice. Oh, well.

    Next is to print the Dali paintings on some white fabric I have. Along with the paintings, there will be other bits of things: ribbons, beads, embroidery thread, and who knows what else. Should go through what I already have before making a trip to the various craft shops nearby. Oh, the places I will go.

    Another project I actually started on is the sari fabric for the wall behind my bed. Sewed the ends together to form one big loop. That seam will be strong enough to hang the fabric from picture hooks near the ceiling. (Did I explain that adequately?) Can’t quite reach the height I’d like for the hooks, so will get my brother to help next time he comes over. He can earn his dinner that day.

    Did make a decision about the rug for the living room area. It’s going to be like my welcome mat: rows of single crochet and then cross stitch on top. Do need to save my pennies first since it will necessitate a lot of yarn.

    For the image to embroider, I was thinking along the lines of this:

    Or maybe just the haunted castle part, with the moon, of course. But I love the idea of a scary road leading up to the castle. Now that I look at the picture again, I see that I’m going to have to simplify this, but the picture does show the ambiance I’m going for.

    What else have I been working on? Crocheted a bit with the massive amount of yarn my sister attained recently. It’s part of a big project that I hope will not prove too much for me. Will speak further in the coming weeks.

    Hope the rug comes to fruition. Keep thinking of big projects to do but have trouble getting them started. The stuff I manage to finish is the simpler stuff. I do sometimes wonder whether I can actually do this.

    Okay. Enough. Have to remember:

    Excuse the language. Felt it needed to stay. And, sorry, can’t give credit where it’s due. Don’t remember where I got this. Now, on to better things.

    Really would like to begin the linen shirt with lots of crocheted lace on the cuffs and at the neck. Mentioned it in my first post. Also, haven’t designed the embroidery for the pillow sham, either. Mentioned that in an earlier post. Lot’s to do.

    Wouldn’t it be nice to just be able to think these things into existence? Yes. Yes, it would.

    Anyway, thank you, once again, to the damned who have come. My best gothy wishes to all of you.

  • Apologies to the damned for my lackluster performance, and, again, the lateness of this post.

    Been listening to too much Poets of the Fall and Imagine Dragons. But their music is good to crochet to which is probably why I did manage to finish the bat blanket. Yay!

    Here are a couple of terrible pictures.

    It turned out okay and I like the blood red moon with the bat flying over it. Wish now that I had crocheted with a smaller hook. Used a 5 mm when 4.5 mm would have been better.

    Wasted a lot of time checking out learning JavaScript programming. Why do I want to learn to code? No idea. I have learned a couple of coding languages, so I know I do like that sort of thing. My brain is just looking for something else to waste time with, I suppose.

    Wanted to get this post out a couple of days ago, but I went down two rabbit holes. One was deciding on some books to give to charity. Did finally finish that and off they have gone.

    The other was designing the goth house on the cross-stitched pillow sham for my bed. Did figure out which rooms will be where: library and parlour on the main floor, three bedrooms and a bathroom on the second floor,  nursery and servants quarters on the third, then the roof and attic. Thinking about a vampire hanging upside down in the attic.

    The parlour will need a Home Sweet Home picture on the wall, but maybe should say Hell Damned Hell. Would be appropriately goth, I think.  But if any of you kind damned ones have better ideas, let me know in the comments. Thank you.

    Want to use Aida cloth that’s at least 18 stitches per inch so the design can be quite intricate. And I would like to do this on cloth that’s a light grey. Hope I can find that, though I suppose I could always use some fabric paint. That should work.

    Anyway, after that, spent more time avoiding this blog by watching Rachel Maksy. Love her stuff, of course. In her latest video, she made trees and scenery out of cardboard and craft paper. Have absolutely no plans to do something similar, but watched it all and enjoyed it immensely. Since I did enjoy it, was I really wasting my time? Probably. Was I doing it to avoid writing this post? Most definitely.

    For the Dali jacket, think I would like to have chains hanging off it. Don’t know how. And I want crosses. Upside down, of course. Maybe a row of them along the hem. Got the idea of chains from this picture of a doll. Have no idea where it came from, but here it is:

    Prepped the linen fabric I’ll be using. Have five metres which is more than enough. And dug out a pattern to reuse, so it should be good to go.

    Want frames for the Dali paintings. Would like stripes but not sure what the two colours should be. I like green and purple, but they don’t really go with the paintings. Guess I should decide after I figure out which paintings will go on. Maybe some garish gimp trim.

    Didn’t do much on the chandelier purse. Mostly been hemming and hawing about what to do next. Decisions, decisions. Do want to show it off to friends next weekend.

    Thank you, damned ones. Your presence here pleases my little damned heart more than I can say.

    3 responses to “SOOOOOOO MANY REASONS FOR NOT GETTING MUCH DONE”

    1. Donnalee of Laughing Dakini Tarot Avatar

      It has been a combination of busy plus doing nothing in my life too (well, except I spend a ton of time giving messages from the dead, so that’s big spooky goth street cred points I guess).

      I still LOVE the bat crochet and might get the oomph to try it sometime.

      Good for you for actually sending books along instead of just hoping and trying–the jacket idea seems great too. I loved Dali’s jewels, the actual physical jewels that he did, a lot. Good luck with that.

      I also have fantasies of doing cross stitch and bought an armload of the older fantasy-type kits from ebay recently, and also go to a place online called something quite like Gryphon’s Moon that has some nice pagany/fantasy/semi-goth cross stitch patterns (only, not kits) plus a ton of jewelry etc, for sale.

      There were some rather cool black on white kits of fairy tales (maybe white on black? Have to look again) somewhere online–more Alice in Wonderland and Sleeping Beauty etc. and maybe even sort of haunted house ish thing but not bad, so I might try that since that would be easier since preprinted and also spookyish even if not my exact desired scenes. I have been trying to get folks to get together for some free hangout on Zoom chit and stitch time but it hasn’t really happened. Oh well–more excuses are often welcome!

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      1. One of the Damned Avatar

        Thanks for the reminder about Dali’s jewels. Forgot about them.
        And the Gryphon’s Moon site looks interesting. Thanks again. Think I’ll be going down another rabbit hole there.

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        1. Donnalee of Laughing Dakini Tarot Avatar

          I found them really nice people and bougth some loot from them recently for the first time. They package things really charmingly in little reusable drawstring bags, and they have some random lots that are really decent–I got two sterling silver ‘poison rings’ (one with nice amethyst and one peridot) together for a cheap price. The random loots are worth looking at and are not just grabbags–they show exactly what you get honestly.

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  • Welcome Damned

    Yes, truly amazed. This is my fifth post and I’m still not bored. Go figure. Wonder how long I’ll be able to keep this up.

    Anyway, lets get on with what’s been happening lately.

    The chandelier purse is coming along. Lights are working. Yay! And, now, I’m attaching cotton fabric to form the underpinnings of the purse. Then I’ll attach the black velvet to the cotton fabric. Need to have at least that much done (plus the strap) for my visit to the VanDusen Festival of Lights in a few days. Won’t be able to do the beading by then, but I hope to have all the other stuff ready.

    Made a change to the green blanket. First thought was to do a bunch of popcorn stitches with little fans between them, but that was using up too much yarn and I realized I didn’t really like it all that much. So, crocheting a simple pattern with just single crochets with one chain between and each row has the single crochet going on the chain of the row below. I’m sure that description was clear as mud. Anyway, it kind of looks like a basket weave stitch in the end. Can’t say it’s exactly my style, but it’ll be a nice restful project to work on.

    Made a couple of bath mats a couple of years ago with this basket weave pattern out of Lily’s Sugar and Cream. Great yarn for bath mats, if anyone is interested.

    For the bat blanket, made changes as well. Was going to do an intarsia pattern to look like black bats on a dark blue sky, but the blue was kind of dark. Good colour for a night sky, but too dark to let the bats stand out. Using Caron’s One Pound yarn in Black and Midnight Blue, and the black isn’t really black enough. Lovely yarn otherwise.

    Tried using different types of stitches, but didn’t like that idea. Then thought of making the bats separate from the blue. A circle for each of the body and head in single crochet, then I don’t know what for the wings. Not sure what I wanted to do with the blue either.

    Then, I went back to what I had originally planned: all in double crochet intarsia. But now going to add some kind of embroidery to the bats to make them stand out. Don’t know what that embroidery will be yet, though. Maybe French knots. I really like French knots. I did one square with one bat in the night sky. I’ll show you a photo of it just as soon as I find my camera. Have no idea where it could have gotten to. Sorry, but I’m somewhat challenged in my organizational skills.

    For another project I have in mind, been wanting to try out filling silicon moulds with hot glue. Add the glue to the moulds and let them cool and harden. Got the idea through PricklyAlpaca‘s YouTube channel, who got it from Benulus‘s Youtube channel. I do love YouTube. Lot’s of great ideas when it’s not a colossal time sink.

    These are the moulds I got: (from a place that will never be mentioned on this blog):

    Anyway, have a hope chest my dad made for me back in the mists of time that I want to recover. Probably will decoupage some fabric on it (purple sari fabric?), but would like to glue some stuff to make it more … more … something. All seems simple enough, as soon as I figure out how to use my glue gun.

    Also been thinking of a coat I want to make with some kind of artwork on it in the style of this:

    Sorry, can’t give credit for these. Don’t remember where I got them.

    A jacket would be nice, but would want a longer coat. Maybe knee length. Thought of copying some Salvador Dali artwork maybe by printing on fabric or embroidering. Don’t know yet. Love Dali’s The Persistence of Memory.

    Got this from Wikipedia’s page about the painting, by the way.

    One last thing before I go. I was looking at the statistics for this blog and have found out that there have been more visitors than people I’ve told about what I’m doing here. And a few of them are outside Canada. How did they find out about it? Not that I’m complaining, of course.

    Well, it’s been a busy two weeks of sitting and thinking and doing. Thank you, damned, for coming.